"The Decisionmaker" Logo Tee

from $15.00

Sure, we could have made this graphic all neat and clean like the Union Women’s Rockstar Tee or the Union Rockstar Stealth Hoodie, but we didn’t have time for that. We just scratched out the word “UNION”, slapped our trademark hexagon around it, and added some lightning things to show how electric Union Coffee is. Because people GET IT. When you’re sporting this comfy Next Level 3600, that abbrev’d logo tells people you’re a SOMEBODY. And you’ve got big stuff going on.

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“You know how the people on TV don’t pick up the phone and say “Hello, this is [Firstname Lastname]. How can I help you?”. No way. They don’t have time to mince all those words.”

It’s more like: “*riiiiiiing*—”[Firstname].” No unnecessary pleasantries. Nor formal introduction. These people get it. If you’re calling them, you darn well know who’s picking up that phone and you better not be wasting their time when they do. That person has bigger fish to fry and has earned the right to cut to the chase of every conversation.

And so we bring you the Decisionmaker Logo Tee. Fear not. You won’t have to be explaining to perplexed passersby that your shirt is not about the Union Army, Union Pacific Railroad, or even Union Square. Everybody just inherently knows your reppin’ an original Union Coffee Co. shirt. People that are into dilly-dallying and piddle-paddling don’t wear this shirt. They don’t get it. But you know what we’re talking about, and neither of us have time to beat around the bush. Buy this shirt and the next time you see us we’ll just give each other that smug look and we’ll just know.

Sure, we could have made this graphic all neat and clean like the Union Women’s Rockstar Tee or the Union Rockstar Stealth Hoodie, but we didn’t have time for that. We just scratched out the word “UNION”, slapped our trademark hexagon around it, and added some lightning things to show just how electric Union Coffee is. Because people GET IT. When you’re sporting this comfy Next Level 3600, that abbrev’d logo tells people you’re a SOMEBODY. And you’ve got big stuff going on.